Um, Pardon? – Reposted

This piece was originally posted on September 8, 2018.

Um, Pardon?

When my youngest son tells a story it usually goes something like this:

“Once upon a time there was a dragon. He had a blue tail, a blue face, a blue penis, and blue wings. The end.”

My response, either verbal or as a silent thought, is “Um, pardon?”

By Shari Marshall